Blessings upon everyone. I’m [hissing static] from Occult Capital, and in this video I’m going to be running through a roundup of all the most common guidance we give to the teams that we advise along their journeys into alchemical engineering. Just to give you some context, folks come to us from all sorts of backgrounds. We speak with solo mystics, conjurers, seers, thaumaturges, healers, even wraiths or specters, and they all know that they want to use their careers to caress the folds of eternity, but maybe they’re feeling uncertain about pursuing a standard archmage or sainthood track. And they’ve decided to strike out on their own and take the more direct route of developing a freestanding piece of woo.
Omg. This is the most profane thing I've read in quite a while
this is brilliant.
Good lords I lol’ed.