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unremarkable guy's avatar

I want to hear this read aloud and snap my fingers as it goes

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BLAP's avatar

ohh good idea

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Jacob Falkovich's avatar

what if there was a coffeeshop and every time you ordered a drink or wrote a good line the chair got softer and every time you scrolled past a tweet the noose tightened and it was called "just one more"

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BLAP's avatar

thrilling

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Alexandra's avatar

if this was a way to announce the opening of a crowdfund for a venue where you try out all these things, i'm in

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BLAP's avatar

crowdfund except it's for people's labor and love

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Nathan Young's avatar

Dreamlike and wonderful

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Yeng T's avatar

yes i too am nostalgic for the times before big oat came into the coffee scene

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BLAP's avatar

:')

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dj microbeads's avatar

nodding ecstatically at this until i got to the last paragraph and then i wanted to throw my M1 macbook air out of the window

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