DIRECTORY

Stories

• Stories of Your Decision Theory and Others (actually one of these is a poem sorry)

• Server (pseudoscience)

• Transcript of Occult Capital Office Hours: Pitching To Investors

• The Big Red Button

• Redemption

• The Cult of the Ellipse

• Superrational

• The Monad Laws

• Lactaid and Stevia

• Medusa and the Seer

• The After-Afterparty

• Beast Mode

• A Wearable Parable

Essays

• What if there was a bar where you could bring your laptop?

• Labelmania

• The Vista Is Not The Terrain

• Dreams of the Collective Unconscious

• Scenes and Villages

• The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

• The Vibe Handbook: parts one, two, three

• wagmi? wagyu!

• Grant Application for Jordan 11s

Cultural Criticism

• It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Movie

• The Comet King From Unsong Is Obviously Kanye West

• So Good

• Encoder-Enabled Autoregressive Architectures for Oscarbait

Poems That Rhyme

• The Connoisseur

• Hush Little Baby, Sheltered In Place

Poems That Don’t Rhyme

these poems reserve the right to occasionally rhyme

• 1. San Francisco (also San Francisco but there's ninety footnotes)

• 2. L*s Ang*les

• Poems to base your personality on

• You Might Also Like

• 2 Poems 1 Picture

Self-Help

• Escaping High School

• What To Do If Someone You Love Is Being Hot

• How to Cultivate a Mystique

• How to Write

Autofiction

• My Opening Speech At The Event I'm Going To Host Next Vibecamp

• Nomadland

• omw

Book Reviews

• Book Review: The Strategy of Conflict

• Book Review: Ishmael